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Friday, September 3

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Articles from Ask Godfried

  • A Legitimate Outrage!

    by Godfried Moneybags on Apr 16

    Ordinarily I spend my time here with the North Park Press handing out my much favored, though rarely asked for, advice. Yet, my fair secretary, Stephanie Weber, wrote a play that I went to see at The Neo Futurist Theatre… Read article

  • Spring Tidings and Musings

    by Godfried Moneybags on Mar 19

    When I’m not gazing at the clouds on my veranda, I am gazing at the North Park co-eds on the rather yellow green space. These lovely rays of sunshine brought down from Ra himself signify that spring has sprung and… Read article

  • Changing Majors is Like Changing Monocles…Oh Yes…

    by Godfried Moneybags on Feb 19

    When I’m not sipping brandy in my bungalow south of Lawrence Avenue, I am answering the myriad of inquiries posed to me by troubled North Park students.
    Dear Godfried,
    I am an English major, but I don’t know if it’s for me. I… Read article

  • Of Love and Brandy

    by Godfried Moneybags on Feb 12

    When I’m not peering through my periscope from the bell tower atop Old Main, I can be seen twiddling my moustache and unfurling my coat tails for the fairer sex. Yes, that’s right. I, Godfried Moneybags, confirmed bachelor for life,… Read article

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